Darren Potter Needs an Impala to get to 221B

justinscrew:

same


hashtagugly:

how many times have u looked at strangers and noticed small good things about them like “whoa the way their hair bounces is cute” “she has such nice eyelashes” “her hands look so soft” “those pants suit her well” etc?
so many random strangers. you have been one of those for so many other people too.
people do notice.


lo0o0o-db:

why do people think angels are like, beautiful blonde white women with curly hair im pretty sure in the bible angels had to say “be not afraid” because they have like a shitload of eyes and heads and also are on fire or somthing like that



"And the conclusion I’ve drawn… is that you are dangerous."


eggaroo:

cannibalucifer:

funnybrunette:

do you just ever get so mad that you mentally insult every single thing that people do around you

like 

"hey i finished this question" good for you little fucking brat like wow didnt anyone teach you not to boast

dude my internal insulting isnt even that good its more just a constant stream of fuck you fucking fuck shit think youre the fucking shit nipple dont you fuck shit

shit nipple


jovaline:

It’s honestly amazing how universal quoting Spongebob is. I’ve been in so many situations with acquaintances/strangers where quoting Spongebob actually breaks the ice. It’s like we’re all united under the cult of the sponge.



squided:

lenkagamin-e:

squided:

It’s almost fall you know that means we will all be needing some

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dont bring this back

I waited an entire year to make this post.  It’s coming back.


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darecrow:

darecrow:

are you guys okay

I didn’t mean for this to get this many notes I’m just genuinely concerned for these people


devilwithablackdresson:

i fucking hate tumblr so much seriously

you guys are always like “i want equality!” except gay people are better than straight people and women are better than men and poc are better than white people and trans people are better than cis people

if you claim you want equality, but put someone down because they’re privileged, that doesn’t make you an advocate for equality, it makes you an asshole


verysharpteeth:

danniben:

verysharpteeth:

On sheer terror levels, Dylan is HANDS DOWN the scariest and least campy. Which says something about his acting.

I know right? I just got this hollow feeling in my chest when he screamed that. It felt real and you could just see in his eyes for a moment that he isn’t human. It’s truly horrifying.

Amazing that the youngest actor there with the least experience is the one selling it the best. Because of the group, his whole body is shaking with threat and his EYES…








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