Darren Potter Needs an Impala to get to 221B

knightscrest:

love it when mutuals i don’t really talk to reblog one of my posts it’s like hell yeah. glad you liked that. please don’t leave me.



encores:

#this is the most disturbingly normal photo of famous people i have ever seen #they look like a bunch of cousins at a book shop #stop ruining the illusion of show business guys #you’re supposed to look famous all of the time


houseofhannibal:

houseofhannibal:

houseofhannibal:

houseofhannibal:

The flight attendant just announced “If you don’t like any of my jokes, there are six exits” and told us where the emergency exits are it was actually the best

"for those of you who are traveling with children… WHY"

"if you’re changing to a flight with a different airline, we don’t care."

he said “okay now get out” once we landed i’m pissing myself


tundrawoman:

Best fake interview ever.


Newt and Hermann + science



radgreasersharkmanhashtaghellyea:

licentious-babe:

vines that only get good in the last 2 seconds are the best

"ooo!"

kristiemarieeee:

the absolute fucking cutest


ghostkitten69:

awwww-cute:

My brother’s cat, Otis. He sat like this for 15 minutes, totally transfixed. Every time they would roar, he meowed back

dream big, Otis


barrylyga:

andrewstuntpilot:

Shakespeare’s Deaths and Murders infographic, by Caitlin Griffin at Drown My Books.

This was sent to me this afternoon by my former English Lit. tutor. File under: classroom wall displays. 

I was always told that a Shakespearean tragedy basically boils down to “Everyone stab the person to your left.” This is a little more precise.


thatstarof-feldzeigsfollies:

whoregontrail:

snorlaxjpg:

howunpleasant:

octibbles:

red-mafia:

murtauge-13:

vegalocity:

dredsina:

doctorwhothefuckisthis:

gutsygumshoe:

hakuryuusquad:

some people think that school food isnt all that bad and that we’re just whiny teenagers
u fucking get a rock solid jug of rotten milk then tell me that we’re just whiny teenagers

My freshman year of high school i got applesauce for lunch and when I opened it, a cloud of mold poofed out I feel this post on an emotional level

I broke my pb&j sandwich on the table once, it smashed into 7 pieces.

our hot dogs in elementary school were green

Our juice boxes were slushies that only very vague tasted of the fruit we picked out, My parents always laughed when I referred to school lunches and toxic sludge, but it literally is

the cheese at my school even when cold is a liquid………..

I ate uncooked corn dog at my school before…

I once had a pizza at school that was burnt on the outside and frozen on the inside

one time everyone at my lunch table opened their grapes and they were all covered in mold and there were like clumps of it that were as big as the grapes

once the school was serving fried chicken and my friend didn’t like the bone so she took ripped it apart and the bones that were left formed the shape of a small bird

our sausages and hot dogs bounce when thrown on the ground

In elementary school my friend found one of the boxes that our chicken nuggets came in and the first ingredient was “chicken flavoring”


Charlie Day + characters


haanigram:

perfectionism. 

       


kingkitsu:

smoothierox:

ifollowbadblogs:

"you’re an adult now"

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"you need to choose a career"

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"you need to make your own doctor’s appointment"
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halinacrown:

Be this the whetstone of your sword. Let grief
Convert to anger. Blunt not the heart, enrage it.
(x)








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