May 2013
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fartgallery:
bel0w-zer0:
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what if cars didnt have wheels but had mechanical feet so you just saw cars running around everywhere
It would give running someone over a whole new meaning
a hit and run
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Ok anon I just want you to know that I got your message but I may not be able to respond until tuesday, just fyi. In the meantime…
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH THAT PROMPT IS EVERYTHING I’VE EVER WANTED IN LIFE
1 - 2 - 3 - 4, I declare a fic war!
mspamdrew:
What: Tumblr Fic War
Who: Anyone who reblogs this post.
When: Until everyone is actualfax dead, because this is WAR suckers!
Why: FEELINGS
What: Everyone who reblogs this post is opening their ask box up to the most brutal, feelings-inducing prompts anyone who is playing can imagine. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to take those prompts and DESTROY EVERYONE...
kaworuniggiesa:
pkmntrainer-wally:
kaworuniggiesa:
are boys real
no
i-owe-you-a-tardis:
On the bright side, at least no one in Sherlock fandom is skipping any seasons.
theangelgabrieldidmyhair:
The Yahoo people actually coming to look at the site they want to buy
burritwo:
adrians:
a-creepy-weirdo-has:
adrians:
I had 3 stitches in my ear today and now my ear is swollen like a balloon
I’m not being racist but if you didnt want your ear to swell up you probably shouldn’t have gotten stitches.
how is that racist
they just said they weren’t being racist do you even listen
foreveralone-lyguy:
troix:
foreveralone-lyguy:
internetexplorers:
change the world today by doing a thing
How much thing?
like 8 thing
That’s too much thing
cryingbecausemerlin:
the funny thing about tumblr is we all wanna be friends but we dont know how to be
fuckyeahvitas:
moriartylaughingalonewithcrown:
vikingstorytime:
liquiddittyfloats:
who else feels like the hannibal fandom came out of fucking nowhere
#walk into the club like whaddup i eat people
i couldn’t resist
OMG SERIAL GRILLER
son-of-prongs:
re-reading your own writing
lexirose-is-cool:
“HUMAN HANDS ARE SO WEAK”
“DAMMIT how you do this without telekinesis?”
“WHAT IS THIS SENSATION CALLED PAIN”
termsofenragement:
Corporate social media accounts just remind me of this:
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decapitationvariation:
scREAMS AND HUGS EVERYONE IN THE GOOD OMENS FANDOM B/C OMFG U GUYS ARE THE BEST LET ME LOVE U ALL
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sburbs:
i hate pants that make it look like i have a boner when i sit but then i remember im a girl but i still worry that somebody will think i have a boner
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goddamnitobama:
dipdyed:
goddamnitobama:
never trust a girl who doesn’t put on her bra backwards and then twist it round to the front
why?
bc she is probably satan trust me on this
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miucciapet:
shout out to all the people who get filmed while they’re walking down the street for those fat people montages that they show when they talk about obesity on the news
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thelilnan:
OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE
OKAY
AJAX SOAP
THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”
AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT
AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH
AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE
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less-than-one:
Yes hello I am here for Gatsby’s party
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iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:
It confuses me when parents tell their daughters that their male friends can’t come to sleepovers like do they think they’re going to have sex with them IN FRONT OF ALL THEIR OTHER FRIENDS?
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lalondes:
lalondes:
i went to get an MRI scan this morning and as they were sliding me into the tube they were like “we’re just gonna take some pictures of your brain” and i thought to myself “haha whatever you do don’t think about gay sex” but then that made me think about gay sex and i kept randomly thinking about it while i was having my brain scanned
really important life update i got...
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twitturds:
walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home
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verythirsty:
if u don’t write in ur tags how am i supposed to know how u truly feel
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hayitstommo:
FANDOM DOWN. I REPEAT, FANDOM DOWN.
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theangelsstoletheimpala:
this was my first live season finale and i never want to go through that again
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See, ok, the reason I love tumblr so much is that not only can I get on and spaz with other people about EPIC season finales, but I see all these talented people writing and drawing and photoshopping and theorizing and it’s all just so beautiful :’)
Dear Writers of Supernatural,
alwayschoosingdamon:
Sincerely,
The SPN Fandom
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THE ANGELS' FALL SCENE
whothefuckiscas:
This is why I have trust issues
lexirose-is-cool:
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ariyu:
Season 9
winchestercodependency:
carry-on-my-wayward-butt:
Cas: “Do you think it’s wise to be drinking on the job?”
Dean: “Man what show have you been watching?”
THERE GOES THE 4TH WALL
WELL DONE SPN CAST WELL DONE WRITERS WELL DONE...
jensenacklesruinedmylife:
*shakes attempting to repress the urge to not reblog spoilers in case i don’t tag them/someone hasn’t gotten tumblr savior*